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Monday, June 22, 2015

Constituent Emails

You may remember the agitated gentleman from a few months ago who emailed me a PDF of my own Tweets. Now that I'm an elected public official, I have set up an email filter to clear my inbox of all messages not containing the phrase "you're a hero" (I will still be accepting your vitriol via Tweet, however).

From: Actual Constituent 
To: John Edwards 
Wednesday, June 17, 2015 at 11:01 PM 
You're a hero to attend such meetings. Hang in there!
I don’t understand why LHENA board thinks we need cops on bikes? Who can explain? or is it an attempt to get at something else, i.e. more interaction with the public. Sorry, but I just don’t know about crime in LHENA. Or maybe the current board just can’t think of any way to use its money for neighborhood stuff like a youth development program, home maintenance for seniors, community gardens, a database of miscreant landlords. I could go on.
Thank you for your support. The MPD issue is tricky. It's a delicate balance between my pro-crime and pro-bike agendas. I'm glad you approve of my approach. As for your other concerns: I pledge to get a handle on our neighborhood's youths, seniors, plants, and miscreants by the end of my first 90 days. And I'm gonna do it without raising taxes. I've got a team of volunteer coders working on a "miscreant database" as I write this.

Kristina, via social media, writes: "so what was up with lt edwards?"

You're right, Kristina, that was a confusing series of Tweets. Let me clarify. Lt. Edwards (no relation) was at last week's Board meeting to talk about a plan, proposed by LHENA's Crime Committee, to pay for MPD bike patrols. Lt. Edwards got a glowing introduction from the 5th Precinct's Inspector, which included repeated use of the phrase, "Lt. Edwards is fantastic."

Board President Leslie Foreman then introduced him as Sgt. Edwards, prompting the entire room to simultaneously conceive of the same joke: "Don't demote Lt. Edwards!" It was the most fun LHENA has seen in a while. Lt. Edwards then good-naturedly expressed his concern with our time management (fair point, L.T.).
While Lt. Edwards is fantastic, he wasn't fantastic enough to convince the Board to vote for the patrols. It appears a decision on any plan for MPD patrols has been put off until next year.
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