Some Twitter disclaimers have become necessary:
- Pay no attention to that library stamp. I am not a licensed librarian, nor an employee of the Hennepin County Library.
- wedgelive.com has never published a Special Senior Edition. And I never will--no matter how many accusations of ageism are thrown my way.
- My tweets are not trapped in February 1983, waiting for Doc to help them get back to 2015.
- 877-WEDGE-LIVE has too many digits to be an actual phone number, though the first 10 digits will probably connect you to something--maybe an attractive young woman who is just waiting for your call.
- Chet Wedgely is a fictional character I created during my recent Linden Hills coverage.
- The current @WedgeLIVE avatar is not intended to be a factual statement.
- "Wedge DEAD!" is my spooky Halloween name, not a spinoff of popular AMC zombie drama The Walking Dead.
Might be necessary to stop signing my blog posts & start pretending to be an anonymous citywide coalition of concerned neighbor-reporters.
— Wedge DEAD! (@WedgeLIVE) October 22, 2015
